mushygrey24

     (Someone passed by, "Ang ganda mo te, babaeng babae.")

Geez, still wondering whenever  transexuals pass by i always feel like having my head 360 degrees over them. Like woah, now that's science. And woah, how much does it cost them for the boobies, butts, etc. And woah, really then, She's not a girl... (biting my fist!)

And woah, ang ganda lang talaga nila kaya nakabighani at buti pa sila di iiwan.. waaaah... bakit kaya?

Looking good is not bad, right? Who would want to look gross or an average joe and jane? I know, whether you deny this or not we all wanted to look fabulous. So I created my own checklist just to make sure I have guidelines to follow for the welfare of my regimen.

1.  Buy shoes (stiletttos or wedged pair). Preferably red in color.

2.  Buy a cool blazer (purple, denotes being sexually depressed: According to Yuuri).

3.  A new set of make-up just to feed my kikay kit.

4.  In relation to # 3, always put concealer to hide the blemishes and unwanted dark circles under the eyes.

5.  Have my bangs cut (full-bangs) Love the doll-look.

6.  Spa galore: Facial services, foot spa, black heads and white heads removal.

7.  Be with someone who appreciates beauty inside and out.

An eye for an eye

Everyone’s gonna fly

Reach the pedestal of their pride

Using odd and fallacious ride

Scrutinizing the tactics of their oppugnant

Not knowing that they are being deviant

Stating their de facto subtlety

Just to create their own dynasty

Who’s veracious?

Who’s ferocious?

Everyone’s gonna fall

And we will surely crawl

     "Pinagdadamot niyo ang bata dahil baka iba ang ama!!!" uttered by the most "intrimitidang" biyenan.

      I don't know what to say or what would be my initial reaction the moment I heard those words coming out from her wrinkled mouth. But One thing is for sure, I got hurt the moment those words get into my nerves.  It was like someone stabbed me from behind. And the culprit for forcing the stake right to my heart was none other than the "dad" of my cute little angel. (Note: We aren't together nor married). I don't know what kind of fabricated thoughts that he had told to his mom.

     Yesterday, my mom and my sister was taking care of my son. (I was out for work.) They were waiting for that guy to come for him to be in charge because he promised that he'll go home right away. So they waited and waited. The guy went home around 4:30am and he was drunk! My mom was fumingly mad, she already gave him chances and time to help him absorb good vibes in accepting the responsibility. But Hello! Earth to you guy! Responsibility-wise dude, you were going to baby-sit with all the alcohol in your body and to think that you said that you have a class to teach (he is a pre-school teacher). He was shaking my sister off from her bed to pass the responsibility of being a nanny when My sister specifically said "Sige patulugin mo muna si baby tapos gisingin mo ko kung tulog at aalis na ikaw, dun muna kayo sa kwarto." And for some reasons, he took a different notion of what my sister had told him. So he carried my son, went off the road and made his way to his beloved mother.

     I started to panic and texted my sister. I was worried because my baby was quite sick and he wasn't thinking about the health of my baby. I do understand that they do have the right to be with their grandson but please do understand me as well that their place is not that safe for an infant like my son and it was twilight when that guy made an exit from our house. So I insisted that I will pick up my son. But my oh-so-nakakainis-talaga na biyenan made the first move to bring back my son. She was screaming and cussing my sister and my aunt. And gave us a big threat that she would have someone to kill us all. She said "Bahala kayo sa buhay niyo mula ngayon, di na namin aalagaan yang batang yan." And after that she exhaled the heaviest fragment that I could not even bear, "Pinagdadamot niyo ang bata dahil baka iba ang ama!!!" and BOOM, dramatic exit with her spouse. All this time they had a thought of not believing me when I said It was their son who made this whole big scene. It was their son who was stupid enough to tell his friends that It was really his plan to be the father of my child without divulging that to my further notice. 

     If this guy is really good at weaving lies with the present situation then I'm good enough not to be deceived by someone like him. He had fooled me once, almost twice but never for thrice.

"Why do girls usually tell that they have a waistline around 27' or 28' when in fact their waistline is approximately 31' to 32'? Are they planning not to breathe while they have their pants on?"